Elmhurst Geeks of the Everflame
A casual observer, not-so-secretly yearning for geek activity
A chubby, flatulent father of two, Frank Sirmarco stands 182cm tall and weighs 18 stone.
When not being burped up or pooped upon, Mr. Sirmarco enjoys ten-pin bowling and chamber music.
On second thought, that’s Albus Dumbledore.